The Issues: Abortion: Pro choice
with personal reservations Animal Rights: Not an
important issue in my campaign until children are not starving or being abused
in our country. Death Penalty: Go Texas! Education: Perhaps if we
worked on this we wouldn’t have so many morons in office right now? Environment: Some major
changes needed here if our grandchildren want a healthy place to live! Gay Rights: Two words --
EQUAL RIGHTS…no more, no less.
Who cares who fucks who, ahem, FLORIDA?!? Gun Control: Just work on
controlling the government’s involvement with illegal firearms and the rest
would fall in place. Terrorism: Make an
example out of Bin Laden. Simple. Violent. But will get the message across that nobody can come into our
home and fuck up what we are already doing just fine by ourselves. War On Drugs: Again, stifle
the governments involvement with drug smuggling, legalize marijuana, and
the rest will take care of itself. Vote 4 Phro
in two thou fo’ The little
things make a difference! No more “feed the children” commercials on during
mealtimes. Police Officials and Judges will be allowed to do their jobs
based on common sense. And lastly, models in magazines and on t.v. must be at least
135lbs! Image is everything and
ours is a 24 year old young woman who looks like a ten year old boy from
some poverty stricken country.
The Dove of Peace has flown into town
And she’s packing a semi-automatic
Watch your back Bin Laden.
You got away this term,
But next term it will be a different story!
Time to make a
change!
I need your support to
put the morons out of office!
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