Text Box:     APHRODITE FOR PRESIDENT 2004

 

 

 

The Issues:

Abortion:  Pro choice with personal reservations

Animal Rights:  Not an important issue in my campaign until children are not starving or being abused in our country.

Death Penalty:  Go Texas!

Education:  Perhaps if we worked on this we wouldn’t have so many morons in office right now?

Environment:  Some major changes needed here if our grandchildren want a healthy place to live!

Gay Rights:  Two words -- EQUAL RIGHTS…no more, no less.  Who cares who fucks who, ahem, FLORIDA?!? 

Gun Control:  Just work on controlling the government’s involvement with illegal firearms and the rest would fall in place.

Terrorism:  Make an example out of Bin Laden.  Simple.  Violent.  But will get the message across that nobody can come into our home and fuck up what we are already doing just fine by ourselves.

War On Drugs:  Again, stifle the governments involvement with drug smuggling, legalize marijuana, and the rest will take care of itself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The little things make a difference!

 

No more “feed the children” commercials on during mealtimes. 

 

Police Officials and Judges will be allowed to do their jobs based on common sense.

 

And lastly, models in magazines and on t.v. must be at least 135lbs!  Image is everything and ours is a 24 year old young woman who looks like a ten year old boy from some poverty stricken country.

 

 

 
 


The Dove of Peace has flown into town

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


And she’s packing a semi-automatic

 

Watch your back Bin Laden.

You got away this term,

But next term it will be a different story!

 

Time to make a change!

 

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put the morons out of office! 

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Nigel Aves